Humor and Jokes

 

 

 

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HERE'S HOW BAD THE ECONOMY IS:

 

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

 

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

 

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

 

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

 

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

 

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

 

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and

learned their children's names.

 

A truckload of Americans was caught

sneaking into Mexico.

 

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

 

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they

now have to share a room.

 

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now

managed by Somali pirates.

 

And, Finally

 

I was so depressed last night thinking about

the economy, wars, jobs, my savings,

Social Security, retirement funds, etc.,

I called the Suicide Hotline.

I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told

them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and

asked if I could drive a truck.